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If there were lingering effects from the concussion Roethlisberger incurred Nov. 22 at Kansas City or his top target publicly questioning the Steelers' quarterback for sitting out the Baltimore Ravens game with post-concussion symptoms, neither transferred to the playing field.
"That's for the media to worry about," wide receiver Santonio Holmes said. "We, as football players, we fight for one another. We know what's right and what's wrong, and we play football."
Roethlisberger completed 18 of 24 passes for 278 yards and two touchdowns, including an 11-yarder to Ward that gave the Steelers a 24-20 lead with 1:56 remaining in the fourth quarter. After the play, they were all smiles and embraced near the sideline in celebration.
"We knew that was the game-winning touchdown," said Ward, who had six receptions for 77 yards, including three catches in the second half. "We were going to go on our way and get back on the winning track. Oakland came out and did what they had to do, and we fell short."
Roethlisberger didn't come up short when he audibled for a keeper on a second-and-8 at the Oakland 19 late in the fourth quarter, picking up a first down on the run that set up the scoring pass to Ward.
Ben Roethlisberger
Pittsburgh, PA (Sports Network) - Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is set to start Sunday's game against Oakland after sitting out last week because of headaches caused by a concussion.
Roethlisberger was hurt during the November 22 game against Kansas City, then passed a battery of tests the day after and practiced both Wednesday and Thursday last week in preparation for the game at Baltimore. However, he took limited reps on Friday and the Steelers decided to keep him out of the Sunday night contest.
The two-time Super Bowl winner was back at practice this week.
Pittsburgh safety Troy Polamalu was inactive and missed his third straight game with a knee injury.
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PITTSBURGH - DECEMBER 6: Ben Roethlisberger(notes) #7 of the Pittsburgh Steelers runs with the ball against the Oakland Raiders in the fourth quarter during the game on December 6, 2009 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)
PITTSBURGH - DECEMBER 06: Ben Roethlisberger(notes) #7 of the Pittsburgh Steelers looks on from the sideline while playing the the Oakland Raiders December 6, 2009 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Oakland won the game 27-24. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger(notes), left, scrambles past Oakland Raiders defensive end Jay Richardson(notes) for a first down in the fourth quarter of the NFL football game in Pittsburgh, Sunday, Dec. 6, 2009. The Raiders came from behind to win 27-24.
Gossip Girl star Blake Lively is having to work on her table manners because she hates it when the paparazzi catches her eating.
The actress admits she's not the classiest person when she's dining out and she hates the idea of fans seeing her sloppy eating habits.
She tells Wenn, "It's odd when people look at you like you're a zoo animal, when you're eating dinner and they're staring at you and then pull out their camera.
"At the end of the day I'm just a human eating my dinner and I'm a shy person and nobody wants to be looked at when they eat! I'm a messy eater. It's odd to feel watched, and that's something that's been challenging for me to accept."
Before I write anything about the Blake Lively/Rihanna “Saturday Night Live” last night, I'm just going to ask that you don't take any of these potato chips here. Because I'm super hungry.
Appreciate it.
There's an interesting mix of new and old going on this season of SNL. And by new I mean the young'uns like Taylor Swift, Megan Fox, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rihanna and Blake Lively, who is best known from “Gossip Girl.” (Which got a shoutout in a parody set at “Gossip Girl: Staten Island.”)
And by old I mean Wolf Blitzer jokes. The political humor like the Tareq and Michaele Salahi White House party crashers skit that opened the show.
(Funny, but went on a little too long, which is what will eventually be written on SNL's tombstone.)
It was a pretty topical night, from the White House/Obama cold opening to the inevitable Tiger Woods parody with Kenan Thompson playing Tiger and Lively taking on the role of his angry Nordic wife Elin Nordegren. (Another Tiger Woods joke emerged in Seth Meyers' Weekend Update.)
It was also an interesting night for product placement, from several UPS commercials starring Bill Hader as "a man in a lady wig” to the ladies' bowling tournament, hosted by Jason Sudeikis (fast becoming my favorite cast member) and Will Forte, and sponsored by Vagisil.
For some reason, despite the fourth-grade humor, I couldn't stop laughing during this skit. “When you get a surprise between your thighs, Vagisil!” “I scream, you scream, we all scream for vagina cream.”
Overall the show was pretty much down the middle. Lively was … well, lively … and seemed at ease — and certainly fared better than January Jones — but she didn't quite hit the highs of Taylor Swift or even Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ryan Reynolds and Gerard Butler.
I was worried for the night as a whole during her monologue, which consisted of a Christmas song with the cast dressed as Muppets.
(Remember that skit, was it last season, when the Muppet bus got into a hit and run? Genius.)
But things got better. Not necessarily for her, especially in the umpteenth “Pretty Woman” type skit with trashy chicks in a high-end department store (with Kenan Thompson as Lively's mother “not by vagina”).
(Yes, it was a banner night for “vagina.”)
Also not sure I loved the Weekend Update visits from Abby Elliott as recently fired actress Brittany Murphy and Thompson as clean hip-hop singer Bill Cosby.
But there were some high points, including the Underground Festival promo with Sudeikis and Nasim Pedrad (she seemed to be a in a couple of skits last night but I didn't spot Jenny Slate). (“You know we got mimes runnin' all around this b*tch!” “Literally everyone is given a pitchfork!” Long live Ass Dan.)
Rihanna was basically co-host considering she was given the honor of being in one of Andy Samberg's SNL Digital Shorts. (And yes, I do consider that an honor.) She sang to a classroom of kids while Samberg mumbled as Shy Ronnie.
Not one of the best Digital Shorts, but it was OK. Did she get to do that through her Justin Timberlake connection? Just asking.
Loved her chainmail headdress during her first song. She looked like a knight in shining armor. Where can I get one of those?
The last skit of the night is usually something trippy and experimental. It often doesn't work at all (see the January Jones cloud skit).
Last night it was the potato chip skit with Sudeikis inexplicably dressed as Colonel Sanders with Forte as a NASA recruiter and Lively as the recruiter's assistant, who attacks Sudeikis for stealing one of the 35 chips.
(“You don't take people's potato chips!”)
The skit was so oddly accented, so impassioned, so absurd, so gross and so perfectly timed for the end of the night, I freakin' loved it.
I don't watch “Gossip Girl,” but I will stop making fun of it for a full month out of respect for Lively's level of commitment in this skit.
Congratulations.
Gina Carbone wonders if “Twilight” fans will stay up next week for Taylor Lautner as host. She's guessing yes. Write your thoughts on SNL to Carbone">gina_carbone@comcast.net.
Blake lively and tiger woods
"Saturday Night Live" can't resist taking a swing out of Tiger woods who is making headlines with his multiple-affair story. On Saturday, December 5, Blake Lively guest starred in a sketch as the golfer's wife Elin Nordegren who accompanies Woods, played byKenan Thompson, in a press conference to address their marital woes.
Introduced by Jason Sudeikis who plays Wolf Blitzer of CNN's "Situation Room", Woods has several bruises during the first press conference. And when he has a slip of tongue about having more than one mistress, the skit is cut into a breaking news of Woods admitted to hospital. As the skit proceeds, he has more and more injuries with the last one being hit with his own golf stick.
This skit is taking a jab at Woods' statement last week which was, "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect."
Woods' family turmoil is also the subject of "Weekend Update" with anchor Seth Meyers. "Last Friday Tiger Woods hit a tree and a bunch of ladies fell out," Meyers jokes. Taking a jab at Woods' sponsors sticking by him even after the incident, Meyers comments, "...a gesture that only means one thing - women don't watch golf."
"Tiger Woods accident parody" vedio of blake lively vs tiger woods
0 comments Posted by Mahfuz at 17:02This skit is taking a jab at Woods' statement last week which was, "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect."